|After a short thinking break, I had to admit: I was overpowered.
And if this was not enough, I found myself surrounded by at
least two million ordinary river ducks forming a constantly shrinking
circle around me. And they did not look very friendly at all.
Suddenly, they paused. Their leader came forward.
What’s going to happen now? „…Quaaaaaak …Quaaak!!!!!“,
he shouts at me, extremely aggressively.
Obviously, they have had enough. At least, I could have closed
the studio window. And here we go! They are getting ready to
attack me. At the last possible moment, I am struck by a flash of
inspiration. I get the shopping trolley token out of my pocket that
Jake Fairley has given to me as goodbye present.
He said it would protect me if I get into troubles.
I only have to rub it at a certain place of my body.
I turn to the chieftain of the ducks: “Quak my ass!”. and start
rubbing it. A flash of lighting hits the landscape.
Feathers everywhere. Smoke. The smoke is clearing.
“Unbelievable!”, I shout. “Fairleyman and Dr. Ada!”
“Hey guys, get me out of here!”|